Sometimes I'm so lost that I don't even know what I'm upto. I change, get ready, sit in the car and surprisingly I even start driving. As a matter of fact, I keep thinking, "what do I have to do?" But nothing pops into my head, so I drive around. Observing things, people and yeah it's funny when you see a couple fighting in the same group of friends giggling at them. The eternal question comes to me "How does this term called relationship work? Just because two random people get attracted to each other?"
I tried asking this to one of my close friend who's in a relationship right now, he doesn't have an answer to it. May be two people of different genders, gets attracted physically and get used to each other and call it the big 'L word. They start hanging around in parks, malls, restaurants and also places "jahaan koi aata jaata nahi" but it's pretty difficult to find such places in India and specially in a crowded city like Mumbai- there's no such place "jahaan koi aata jaata nahi". Being a public figure, it gets kinda tough for me too, to roam around such places but what the hell, a couple doesn't give a damn! They don't care who's watching them or staring at them, unless the person who's watching the couple is related to the couple in any possible way.
On a random day where I don't have any particular agenda, I decide to follow a couple and just for fun observe them. Yeah, I did that. FYI: JUST FOR FUN!!!
My search began for a lovely couple who's deeply in love. I got into a shopping mall, wore my spectacles (so that I don't make any mistake for the couple encounter) and started staring at people... Wow! I realised there were too many people in the mall, it was crazy... but it was the craziest search for that particular couple who's in love. I didn't give up. I was walking by each and every shop, specially the one's for the ladies. There's a reason I'm stating this, if a guy is truly in love with a girl, he will always have to stand by her for hours and hours while she's shopping. Btw this is what I think!
So getting back with the search, I saw a lovely couple in a ladies footwear store. I don't think they were married, 'coz clearly there was no ring in the finger, nor the girl's neither the guy's. Importantly, the girl wasn't wearing a 'Magalsutra. I was staring at them. Just didn't want to look creepy, so I started checking out some footwear. The sales girl came up to me and the best thing which popped into my head was "it's my moms birthday and I'm looking something for her"... God! I hate lying. Anyways, getting back to the couple, I was observing them. The guy was standing and the girl who was wearing a red top with a pair of denims, a Guess watch, an Apple in her hand and sparkling ear rings ( I don't care about the guy, 'coz the girl was kinda hot!). Something funny happened! I laugh out loud as the girl gives her dark red handbag to the guy as she was trying some footwear and the guy happily holds on to it. I wanted to scream out to him "Dude that's a girls handbag, don't screw up with your self respect" but then, I was there to have fun. She was hilarious, every time she tried something, she would click a picture and send it to at least three of her besties. Fine, I understand you are Hot but you got your guy standing right next to you, why would you not take his opinion! Then those friends of her's used to call her and suggest her. May be after 27th pair, I felt like telling her "Buy anything you like, I'll pay for it. But please stop this and Just finalise on something". God! I was there... After checking out some 50 pairs, the girl walks out of the store and I over-heard her, "there was nothing good". I still remember the look on the guys face. I don't know about him but I surely felt like killing her at that moment, whereas he politely hands over the handbag to her and interestingly they leave the mall right after that. I was angry and frustrated with that couple.
After wasting two hours I decided to get into a bar and relax, my legs were hurting and my ass wanted some rest.
I enter the bar. I have to make a confession, the bar wasn't so good, in fact it was a sidey one. But what the heck, it wasn't crowded at all, it was dark in there and awesome music playing. After gulping down two bottles of Budweiser, I finally came to a conclusion "Relationship is all about adjusting and understanding", Huh! good for me I suck at both!
Cheers guys, ordering my third!
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